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Showing posts with label highlights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label highlights. Show all posts

Monday, March 31, 2008

China, The Food (Young Joe, Chow Fat)

I have to admit, I was a little nervous about what type of food I would find in China. How would I order? Do they eat dog, or is that just a stereotype? Would I be presented a plate full of squishy things with tentacles? Raw things? Pigeon? Donkey? Would I hang my head and succumb to Mickey D's? Could I last 2 weeks on Snickers and beer?

All my worry was for naught. The food was spectacular. I'm starting to realize there's a reason why people in different parts of the world eat different foods -- because they know something we don't, and that something tastes good.

A few highlights:
  • Hot Pot -- Think Chinese fondue, but with water instead of oil. Take loads of thinly sliced lamb, fresh greens, mushrooms, ginger, dough, potatoes, fish balls, noodles, and tofu and cook them together in a pot of simmering water in the middle of your table. Add beer, friends, and dipping sauces, and you're guaranteed a good meal.
  • Peking Duck -- We were honored to eat duck number 1,150,325,487, and we have the certificate to prove it. Since 1864, Quanjude has been serving its famous Peking (roast) duck. Order your duck, and they wheel out a silver cart and carve it for you on the spot. Duck breast, skin with fat, and head are all presented. Take a few sprigs of spring onion, dip the duck in a dark, thick, amazingly tasty sauce, and wrap it in a small rice-based tortilla. Mmm, mmm good. Bonus entertainment comes when they fill up your tea pot. Instead of a basic pour, it's more a perfectly arched jet of water.
  • Street Food -- From sweet sticky rice treats to skewered lamb kabobs rolled in cumin and rosemary, you could find just about everything from a street vendor.
  • Dumplings -- How can you go wrong? Mash up a bunch of pork, beef, tofu, shrimp, or your favorite choice of protein, add some vegetables, and wrap them in a bun and steam or pan fry to your liking. Yum.
  • Donkey Pancakes -- Braised donkey in a pita pocket. Who knew?
  • Red Bean This, Red Bean That -- I don't know if red beans are naturally sweet, or the Chinese just picked them to use in pastries and artificially sweeten them. But honestly, I don't really care. From red bean lattes to red bean scones, we were pleased.
  • Home Cooked Goodness -- We were fortunate enough to stay at the Culture House in Yangshuo, home of Master Director Wei. And let me tell you, he deserves every bit of the title "Master Director". At night we sat down at a large dining table with the 8 or so other travelers staying in the same house. An older woman (perhaps Wei's mother?) would bring out heaping dish after dish until the lazy susan in the middle of the table couldn't hold anymore. The food was by far the best we had the enitre trip. Since we were in the south, the ingredients were fresh. The sauces were perfect. Jen fell in love with the dumplings. I obsessed over the stuffed peppers and ginger pork. I would go back to China simply to learn the cook's secrets. You think I'm kidding.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

China, The Highlight Reel

Shortly after our trip started, Jen and I decided to keep a list of highlights and anti-highlights (memorable moments, but not in a good way).

A number of these probably won't make sense unless you've been to China or were on our trip, so feel free to ask if you'd like further explanation... (and many of these will link to photos once I have them uploaded, so you'll have to check back later)

Highlights
  • Flight to China and getting bumped to business class for no apparent reason
  • Personal tour guide / lifestyle consultant / food orderer: Xian
  • Water show at Grand Goose Pagoda
  • Hot Pot
  • Pot Stickers
  • Grandma's cookies
  • Buying Chinese Rolex
  • Red Lantern Hostel
  • Seven Sages Hostel
  • Sweet Sticky Rice
  • Chinese babies' butts
  • Old man Mao outfits and glasses
  • Forbidden City
  • The Italian couple
  • Western breakfast
  • Western toilets
  • Eastern clean
  • Terracotta Warriors
  • "Are they 'Hello'?"
  • Megaphones
  • Guilin Seven Stars Park: tour guide, peacock photo, man with free tangerines, Bill Clinton podium, ink blown painting, golden rat, temple(s)
  • Guilin Backpackers Inn
  • Yangshuo
  • Biking in countryside outside of Yangshuo
  • Not getting followed up Half Moon trail by old ladies selling water and coke
  • Master Director Wei and his Culture House
  • Chinese Calligraphy, brush painting, and taichi lessons from Master Wei
  • Fresh banana and lemon yogurt smoothies
  • Home cooked Culture House food
  • Impressions Liu Sanjie light show, with door-to-door service and 2nd row seat while paying less than face value of ticket
  • Yak meat, Yak cheese pizza, Yak cafe
  • The Great Wall
  • Ziplining down from The Great Wall
  • Donkey Pancakes
  • Peking Duck
  • Jasmine tea
  • Full body and foot massage
  • The Summer Palace
  • Wu-Mart
  • Dried Fish
  • Red bean latte, scone, and pastries
  • Signs written with poor English grammar
Anti-Highlights
  • Fake Oreo switcharoo
  • Deer Park
  • Last-minute flight booking
  • Counterfeit 100 yuan bill
  • Chinese Rolex breaking. Twice.
  • Pearl Market aggressiveness
  • Dried persimmons
  • Flight delay and cancellation
  • Mr. Bond coffee
  • The bus ride to The Great Wall
  • Flight back home in economy where nothing worked (no movie, no dimming of lights, lack of food selection)
  • Being hassled everywhere to buy cheap crap