The Gas Guy

Recently, I was shopping around the Internet for a new natural gas provider, and I came across Georgia Natural Gas's "Coin the Caption" contest. I racked my brain for about a day, trying to come up with catchy slogans such as, "I put the hot in Hotlanta". I believe the contest is for Georgia residents only, so if you think of a witty statement concerning natural gas in the middle of the night, send me an email and I'll enter it. I'll even be so kind as to share the $1000.