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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Dentures, Part 2

I was driving in to work the other day and decided to take the frontage road outside of Affordable Dentures (if you have no idea what I am talking about, click here). With camera in hand, I performed what may be the world's first "Dentures Drive-by". It's not much, but it's a start. View the photo in Flickr to get more of the story.

5 comments:

Mike O. said...

That place has to be a front for something else. Just like the Simpsons "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club", Fat Tony might be running something shady behind the unassuming front doors of "Affordable Dentures". What are they really doing there?

Matt, you should go out and buy some Halloween fake teeth (think bad Austin Power's), turn them greenish-yellow and then go get in line one morning and see what happens once you get inside...

Mike O.

Anonymous said...

Surprise-Surprise
Being the avid TV watchers that we are, within the last couple of weeks M&D have seen TWO, yes TWO TV advertisements for Affordable Dentures. The ad says that if you arrive early in the morning that you will go home with a full set of dentures in the afternoon (and we live in Iowa)!!!
All you need now is to find a volunteer to test their system. Good luck!!

Matt O said...

I think you're on to something Mike.

I had no clue the Affordable Dentures empire stretched all the way into the Midwest.

I hope I build up the courage some day to go get in line. When I get to the front of the line, I'll be like, "I'd like some 'dentures' [wink, wink]. You know, affordable 'dentures.'" And then wait to see if they bring me to a secret underground room, or if they throw me out and call me a full-toothed damn yankee.

Matt N. said...

How is it that I can work 4 years in GA and never see this line? I remember seeing the denture place, but never anybody there. Oh wait, I'm no slacker that goes in after 0800 to see the denture line.:) I went in at 0500!

Sunny said...

Only one man could attract such a crowd at a denture place: Flava Flav.

Yeah boiiiiiiyyyyyyy!